[OH HEY ALL OF THAT WAS RELEVANT TO FORD'S INTERESTS. He'll even overlook this guy being from New York (Kings of New Jersey! Kings of New Jersey!) in the name of all the rest of that very good paragraph.
Nestled in the collar of his coat, right against his turtleneck, is a pumpkaboo that's barely bigger than a couple inches around.]
What I always wondered was whether ancient Pumpkaboo also inhabited turnips as opposed to the pumpkins they favor now. The interplay between human mythology and Pokémon physiology is surprisingly complex so it's not out of the realm of possibility.
[This is the important thing to address, out of all of that. 'Where am I and am I going to be okay?' is a boring stupid question when you could be talking about weird alien monsters.]
[stanford pines voice] I FOUND MY PEOPLE
Nestled in the collar of his coat, right against his turtleneck, is a pumpkaboo that's barely bigger than a couple inches around.]
What I always wondered was whether ancient Pumpkaboo also inhabited turnips as opposed to the pumpkins they favor now. The interplay between human mythology and Pokémon physiology is surprisingly complex so it's not out of the realm of possibility.
[This is the important thing to address, out of all of that. 'Where am I and am I going to be okay?' is a boring stupid question when you could be talking about weird alien monsters.]