[The video flickers to life, and there's a young redhead leaning up against the wall of an alleyway, Turtonator's snout poking into frame from behind her.]
Hey guys, what's up. It's Gaige coming to you live from Viridian City. So, hey, funny story. You know how, like, everyone is all about getting their deadly battlepets to fight to the not-death? Well, I thought, why just stop at what your little guy can do? Why not enhance that?
[There's a maniacal glint in her eye as she speaks, and then moves the camera slightly over to Turtonator's turtlepaws, wearing what look to be gauntlets on them.]
Soooo...being the girl genius that I am I cooked up a little something-something for my baby. Show 'em, T.T!
[With a deep, determined grunt, Turtonator clenches his fists and, in a wolverine-esque style, sharp claws jut out, crackling with electricity.]
Electronically charged retractable scythe-claws! Just what you need for a water-type disadvantage! They'll never see it coming!
[Gaige shifts the camera back to face her, and hearing some commotion off-screen, starts speaking in a more hushed tone.]
Long story short, turns out that's suuuuper illegal. [She winces.] Kind of forgot some places aren't like Pandora. Anyway, ya girl's on the run from the feds (again) and totally...kind of...not got this.
[She lowers into a crouch, covering the side of her mouth with a robotic hand.]
If any of my loyal subscribers wanna help me out, I'll...uh...give you something. I'm definitely not offering any illegal physical augmentations. I definitely learnt my lesson.
Gaige | Borderlands 2
[The video flickers to life, and there's a young redhead leaning up against the wall of an alleyway, Turtonator's snout poking into frame from behind her.]
Hey guys, what's up. It's Gaige coming to you live from Viridian City. So, hey, funny story. You know how, like, everyone is all about getting their deadly battlepets to fight to the not-death? Well, I thought, why just stop at what your little guy can do? Why not enhance that?
[There's a maniacal glint in her eye as she speaks, and then moves the camera slightly over to Turtonator's turtlepaws, wearing what look to be gauntlets on them.]
Soooo...being the girl genius that I am I cooked up a little something-something for my baby. Show 'em, T.T!
[With a deep, determined grunt, Turtonator clenches his fists and, in a wolverine-esque style, sharp claws jut out, crackling with electricity.]
Electronically charged retractable scythe-claws! Just what you need for a water-type disadvantage! They'll never see it coming!
[Gaige shifts the camera back to face her, and hearing some commotion off-screen, starts speaking in a more hushed tone.]
Long story short, turns out that's suuuuper illegal. [She winces.] Kind of forgot some places aren't like Pandora. Anyway, ya girl's on the run from the feds (again) and totally...kind of...not got this.
[She lowers into a crouch, covering the side of her mouth with a robotic hand.]
If any of my loyal subscribers wanna help me out, I'll...uh...give you something. I'm definitely not offering any illegal physical augmentations. I definitely learnt my lesson.
[Wink.]