fuelthefire: (CHOKE IT OUTTA ME)
KRIEG (tHE pSYcHO) ([personal profile] fuelthefire) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus 2019-08-03 07:56 pm (UTC)

SLAMS INTO WADE

What's this? There's a rustling in some nearby bushes!

But before anybody can get any hopes up about the possibility of a miracle Pikachu, a Hawlucha bursts through the foliage. It freezes briefly in a dramatic pose right in front of Wade, staring up at him like a deer luchador caught in the headlights.

Then, there's more rustling in the bushes - about three times as much, as if caused by something perhaps three times as tall as the bird. Also, some really heavy footfalls. Also, a voice, that shouts, "WHY WON'T YOU EVER LET ME SKIP LEG DAY!?"

And then Krieg bursts out of the shrubbery after Hermes. He wasn't expecting the bird to have stopped, so he's still going full-tilt. Unless Mr. Wilson has some lightning reflexes and employs some fancy footwork, Krieg is likely to slam right into this innocent bystander.

It'd be like a scene straight out of a shoujo manga, if both protags were meaty muscle boys who like to punch shit.

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