He questioned nothing, he merely assessed. And anyway, it's not like he said anything, right? Just keep those rubber masturbating shoes to yourself, Wade, or at least don't deliberately draw attention to them, and no one will have to say anything.

Is Krieg surprised that the masked croc wearer is chasing after him? A bit, yeah. He's never been anyone's senpai before, he had no idea it worked like this. Also, he's never seen anyone run in crocs, before, which is surprising, so he glances down and - oh. Yeah okay, this guy's running on the forest trail barefoot, that's probably fine.

Also? Sick scars, bruh.

"I can't run on my hands, so it's Leg Day!"

Ahead of them, just out of sight, Hermes squawks in agreement.

"What'd you burn?"

And here's our abrupt subject change, TM! Please tell him all about those badass scars, sir.

There's no way this can go badly.