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𝐌𝐫. 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐍 ([personal profile] worldchampofmartialarts) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus 2019-09-08 09:20 am (UTC)

[Satan snorts a bit at Fred's question about mass-production, thinking at first that he must be playing dumb about an open secret everybody knows about... but then, realizing there's a chance he's being sincere, deciding to change his tune to match.] ...o-oh, I dunno. Beats me why it happens.

...anyway, it idn't really a matter of harm, it's a matter of something not being built for what it's getting used for- Capsule tech's great for storing all sorts of stuff from rides to roofing tiles, but it's a whole different story putting something alive inside there. Because it's gotta get hungry at some point, don't it?

So you can't just stuff it in the capsule itself by its lonesome, you gotta also get a personal chef along with it- but if you store it with a personal chef, guess what?! Now the chef's gotta get a chef! And it just keeps going on and on like that! It just ain't sustainable!

[Impenetrable logic.]

...and I dunno, you wanna weed out all the ham-and-eggers from getting into your country club or whatever it is posh kids do.

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