[bold of you to imply by omission that satan is without a mask]
[Fred's series of rapid-fire accusations may be... radically off the mark, but they do manage to accomplish the not-insignificant feat of rendering Satan speechless for a solid minute, staring slackjawed into the camera lens.]
Wh- wuh- what. What?! N-n-no! Boy, I'm the one what killed a monster, saved the world, and made it big being hailed as a hero! That's what got me in good enough graces to get let in! Christ on a bike, what'd I say that'd even make you think I'm the kinda guy who'd pull underhanded stunts to cheat my way into status I hadn't earned!?
[...]
Y'know, 'cause I'm not. ...like, who even does that?
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bold of you to imply by omission that satan is without a mask][Fred's series of rapid-fire accusations may be... radically off the mark, but they do manage to accomplish the not-insignificant feat of rendering Satan speechless for a solid minute, staring slackjawed into the camera lens.]
Wh- wuh- what. What?! N-n-no! Boy, I'm the one what killed a monster, saved the world, and made it big being hailed as a hero! That's what got me in good enough graces to get let in! Christ on a bike, what'd I say that'd even make you think I'm the kinda guy who'd pull underhanded stunts to cheat my way into status I hadn't earned!?
[...]
Y'know, 'cause I'm not. ...like, who even does that?