Ha. Buddy, you don't know incompetent cops 'til the ones in your city gotta keep calling your daughter out of her classes to take on street punks for them.

...dunno what difference it makes where we are, you should know who Cell is. Didn't he get like... a whole lotta news coverage? And that's before he just up and hijacked every broadcast with his smug ol' mug... but even if you somehow managed to miss both of those, you're telling me I went through the trouble of getting a cameraman stationed at the scene of the fight, only for you not to tune into it-?

...aw hell, don't tell me your folks don't let you watch TV...

[If he's that sheltered, that'd explain a lot for him right now. A lot that could just as easily be explained by them being from different dimensions but, You Know.]