[Jack laughs. He just lets loose, throwing his head back and slapping his thigh and just laughing uproariously. Oh, this is good, he needs this.]

Ahhh....yeah, I know! Sell sex swings...you can't even say 'sex swing', it'd come out all 'srrsk snnnngggg' or something and you'd be beet red and staring at the floor... No, I know who you are, you work for me! You do....something with computers?

[That sounds right? Okay, Jack doesn't remember exactly what the dude did for Hyperion. But he's Hyperion, and that's the important part.]

I tripped you in a corridor once, right? Or...something like that.... Holy shit, relax, kiddo. I know how this shit works, I'm not about to punish you for missing work cuz you were kidnapped to an alien dimension. Besides, I got a company here, you're fine.