Wh-- No! That's wrong! I can totally--

[ Aw, shit.

Maybe he should just evaporate into thin air, because the fact that Jack recognizes him is distinctly terrifying. ]

Uh, are-- are you sure? I mean-- haha, maybe... maybe I just look reeeeeeeeally similar to some other guy you tripped. Me? I've never even heard of your company! Uhh. Whatever company that is. Besides, I have my own company where I come from.