thedifferencebetween: (princess we talked about this)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus 2019-09-15 07:11 pm (UTC)

Oh, I'm sorry....that was supposed to shock or surprise me? You think me and you are the only ones here from home? Yeah, I heard all about the havoc Nakayama's stupid fancy sex toy caused. Why did I keep that guy around?

[Just to emphasize his seriousness, Jack makes a hand gesture in front of Havoc's face. Out of all his dogs, the muscle-bound Houndoom is by far the most intimidating - and the most dangerous. The Pokemon stands at attention, shoulders squared and head down, red eyes fixed on Rhys. Not his Pokemon, the man himself.]

And stealing the deed to Atlas out of the fiery remains of my old home isn't exactly something to brag about, cupcake. Also doesn't mean shit here. Unlike Hyperion, which is very lucrative and has a whole ton of employees that I am indeed the boss of, our HQ is right here in Goldenrod. Oh...did...did I mention I've been here years? Cuz I've been here years, and even the constant wave of Vault Hunters and Crimson Raiders hasn't changed that, so.... if I were you, I'd stop puffing yourself up like cock of the walk and remember who you're talking to. I'm having a good day, Rhys, I wanna keep having a good day. Don't be the reason my day goes bad.

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