[Regular guy?! Steve Palchuk is far from a regular guy. He glowers at him, listing off the reasons he's better on his fingers.]

Um. I'm the Spring Fling King back in school. I'm on the football team. I'm friends with, like, all the coolest people. Plus I have the strongest Pokémon.

[Should Roxas know any of this? Not really, but that doesn't stop Steve looking at him as though all of this should be incredibly obvious.

Only one of these things actually apply here, and that thing is demonstrably untrue, but that's not going to stop him claiming it. His team will be the strongest team in no time anyway.]