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Winston Zeddemore ([personal profile] yousayyes) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus 2019-12-25 06:33 pm (UTC)

From Winston Zeddemore

To start things off, Egon's getting a sweater- however, not a holiday-specific one. Instead, it's something a bit more subdued and nonseasonal- so it's sensible to wear year-round (...at least during actual sweater weather. Egon, that is not an invitation to experiment with extended summertime sweater wear). It's made from a soft, comfortable yarn in a medley of many earthy tones, knitted into an elaborate pattern depicting a multitude of different fossils that have been unearthed and identified in the Pokéverse.

Ray will awaken to find a very sizeable Snorlax beanbag chair beside his bed. If he decides to break it in the second he sees it, he'll find it has a belly big enough for a grown adult to comfortably sit in, with stuffing springy enough that you won't find yourself becoming immediately submerged within it and then dejectedly having to phone your local pokémon rangers to dispatch a special rescue team to pull you out from the fluffy clutches of your cozy prison.

Peter is gifted a lengthy western novel, "Tauros Tucker's Terror on the Train Tracks". A rugged cowboy is pictured on the paperback cover, his silhouette looming high in the sky behind an imposing steam locomotive travelling straight ahead, as though it's about to run the reader right over. The tagline on the front reads "Tucker's taking a one-way ticket to trouble", and the plot synopsis on the back promises men of mystery, thrilling train-centric fight scenes, and elaborate overly-metaphoric prose.

(all of the above additionally get to treat themselves to a fresh batch of brownies- cut in 4x4 squares so they each get an equal share)

Meanwhile, John receives a handmade Ghostbusters-themed holiday card prominently featuring a green paper cut-out of what's supposed to be Slimer with glued-on googly eyes on the cover, alongside rough approximations of the ghostbusters and Janine. All four of the present ghostbusters' signatures are inside, along with a small bag of peppermint candies taped on the blank page beside it.

Finally, Jack and Lance both get (3) gingerbread cookies each to return The Favor of the hot cocoa. They're all cut out in bird shapes, with one being frosted blue, another frosted red, and the last frosted yellow.

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