[This is the dumbest shit she has ever encountered and she's really just not sure how to handle this exactly.]

Greeeeat. Well, I guess I'll be the first to rundown this garbage. So he's here. I don't know where exactly, but he certainly is. Second, uhhhh. How do I put this.

[Oh this is either going to be really hilarious or really awful and she's not sure which one she hopes for more.]

Leeeet's just say there's a lot of weird timeline stuff going on. And that... we're kind of related. A lot of years apart.