A - Text Why did none of you losers tell me about Ditto until now, I had to find it in the index thing by chance.
[While randomly browsing. Like a peasant.]
You all can make it up to me by telling me where I can catch one, stat. Chop-chop.
B - Video [That- sure does look like Gym Leader Whitney, sobbing her eyes out. So, you know, Tuesday. Except that this is being broadcast to the network at large.]
WAAH, I lost AGAIN to one of those big meanie trainers!
[This is pretty par for the course for anyone that's actually challenged the Goldenrod gym, honestly.]
You'd think I might be USED to this by now, losing is literally built into my job! WAH, SOB!
[...Did she just actually say 'sob' out loud.]
[And at this point the facade breaks, 'Whitney' ducking their head down as they let out of few snorts of laughter before looking back up with a grin showing just a few too many teeth.]
Really though, she does this every time she loses?
[Double Trouble holds up a freshly acquired Plain Badge, rolling it across their fingers for the camera.]
Inject a little emotion into the scene, sure, but that display just oversells it, honestly. And people call ME overdramatic.
Double Trouble | She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Why did none of you losers tell me about Ditto until now, I had to find it in the index thing by chance.
[While randomly browsing. Like a peasant.]
You all can make it up to me by telling me where I can catch one, stat. Chop-chop.
B - Video
[That- sure does look like Gym Leader Whitney, sobbing her eyes out. So, you know, Tuesday. Except that this is being broadcast to the network at large.]
WAAH, I lost AGAIN to one of those big meanie trainers!
[This is pretty par for the course for anyone that's actually challenged the Goldenrod gym, honestly.]
You'd think I might be USED to this by now, losing is literally built into my job! WAH, SOB!
[...Did she just actually say 'sob' out loud.]
[And at this point the facade breaks, 'Whitney' ducking their head down as they let out of few snorts of laughter before looking back up with a grin showing just a few too many teeth.]
Really though, she does this every time she loses?
[Double Trouble holds up a freshly acquired Plain Badge, rolling it across their fingers for the camera.]
Inject a little emotion into the scene, sure, but that display just oversells it, honestly. And people call ME overdramatic.
C - Wildcard
[Choose your own nonsense.]