You act as if I have assaulted you, yet all I am guilty of—generous as it is for me to deign it as such—is naught more than express a simple comment or two.

And while I will admit I am a lot of things—have committed a lot of misdeeds by the measure of mortals—little am I some sexual miscreant. However, I have little interest in playing by your script to appeal to those who would assume the worst of you or I, and I suggest you do the same.