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ohmyarceus2020-05-15 02:04 pm
amaure) wrote in ohmyarceus2020-05-15 02:04 pm
HOT OR NOT MEME!!
THE HOT or NOT MEME!
Summer's right around the corner, so why not! Here's how it works:
🔥Make a TL for your character with related info and/or images (any LARGE or potentially RISQUE ones LINK THEM)
❄️Comment ICly to other people and tell them what your character thinks of them on a scale of 1-10—or however they might go about it!
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For those who wanna be lazy with html:
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[That's it. yep.]
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Problem?
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[Big personality, itty bitty body, huh? Though he supposes that fits the stereotype, he really should have expected it.]
Though, that emblem on your shoulder...
[That thing is, uh, sure a thing.]
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[....]
... but yeah, I've been taller.
I've also been shorter. Take it or leave it.
The ink stays, though.
Call it cultural and personal iconography. A small homage to the last great artistic achievement of the human race, right before the Earth went to shit and took humanity with it to the grave. And I have the distinct honour of being blood relative to the artist.... insamuch as blood was ever involved, which it wasn't.
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[Well, he knows he's likely older, but still.]
What a veritable array of nonsense you have hoisted upon me, but if you truly thing such is "art" then mayhap I had you pegged wrong.
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But I've also been a three foot tall doll with no genitalia and an extremely handsome, featureless white orb for a head. Age: multiple iterative realities of the same world, and orchestrating the whole thing. And that's just to start.
I think I'm entitled to be fucking picky.
As for the topic of art--which is something of a passion of mine, for the record--an absurd pre-apocalyptic environment engenders a need for an innovative new meaning of "art" as both message and medium. Being intuitively cogent and intellectually indecipherable was part of that. Shit's got layers. Literally. That jpeg artefacting was fully deliberate.
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So no mere mortal, but still quite young to one such as myself. I have existed for nigh eternity, and whatever fragmented existences you may have lived ere assuming your current form matters little to me. Especially if one such form was castrated, I am not particularly taken with loins bare of their fruit.
I do suppose your artistic movement did achieve what you claim, for it is naught more than putrid nonsense and a bore to behold. So much is it this, that I could not pretend to find interest in peeling back such layers. Perhaps if it were more sophisticated and pleasing to both the eye and the mind, yet it falls short in both regards.
blah blah blah good thing Dirk loves being pedantic
And I didn't invent this 'emblem,' I just inked it. My imitative adolescent efforts to build on his legacy were okay, I guess, but if you're missing something, then I'd say what you're missing is even the barest glimpse of the man's actual genius. This tattoo is but a simple homage, or else just a decontextualised, weird-looking face, painfully authentic and sincere in its message and medium both, and therefore a piss-poor representation of the art of irony.
But it's my ink and my arm, so if it bothers you that much, you can use that mind of yours to recall the location of the door?
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Well, whatever the source of such an atrocity matters not, and if this piece of "art" is the proof of this man's genius, then I fear I am uncertain what to make of your own intellect. But I do suppose there is no accounting for taste. Loath as I am to admit my curiosity towards such absurdity.
You overstate my distaste, it is indeed unpleasing to the eye, but one can simply ignore it all the same.
[and yet he DIDN'T.]