HOT OR NOT MEME!!

[amaure]

THE HOT or NOT MEME!

Summer's right around the corner, so why not! Here's how it works:

🔥Make a TL for your character with related info and/or images (any LARGE or potentially RISQUE ones LINK THEM)
❄️Comment ICly to other people and tell them what your character thinks of them on a scale of 1-10—or however they might go about it!
🔥SHENANIGANS!
❄️Lastly and most importantly: HAVE FUN!

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Comments

[stardiving]

Tis a glad thing I do not care if you find me appealing.

[In fact, he rather discourages it.]

Someone who willingly wore that Garlean headpiece can hardly call my armor gauche.

[His armor is a NOBLE and ANCIENT set GIFTED TO HIM BY HRAESVELGR don't be mean.]

[amaure]

Well, I do, so we will—

[Wait a minute.]

—And just exactly what was wrong with my Emperor's coronal?

[Fuck your armor, he doesn't care if it was made outta friendship! It's tacky!!]

[stardiving]

We will do nothing.

[He will bite you.]

If you wished to be taller, it would be easier to straighten out your back.

[amaure]

[Estinien, he will slap you.]

It was nary about height, you fool! It was about presence, something you plainly do not understand!

Clear as the cursed day you need my help in that regard, which is exactly why we will get you properly groomed.

[stardiving]

[bring it grandpa, without your magic he can break your hip in a minute flat. someone get you some life alert, you're gonna need it.]

It looked fair like you would tip forward and gore someone on accident.

[frankly: ridiculous.]

I am not your sheepdog, nor am I your plaything.

[amaure]

[Wow, he may be a mage but he's also a trained soldier!!! Though, it has been a while since last he fought in such a physical sense...]

You've no sense of aesthetic, your words hardly have worth.

[Shut up, Estinien, you don't even care what you look like!]

On the contrary.

[stardiving]

[a few minutes pass and in comes a picture]

stupidhat.jpg

[amaure]

[...]







...'Tis a veritable fortune you became a dragoon and not an artist. Lack of skill aside, that is hardly accurate nor comparable.

[stardiving]

[fuck you my art is beautiful]

My apologies that the truth is so hard to bear.

[amaure]

[It is very beautiful, Solus merely does not agree!]

I have been burdened with harder truths than this farce you are parading as such!

[stardiving]

[just. sipping his drink over here.]

No need to be so distraught, tis only natural that one makes some mistakes when they're as old as you are.

[amaure]

I am not distraught, dragoon. I seldom err, and such a choice was far from the few times I have.

[Yet his voice is sounding awful squeaky and high for not being distraught!!]

[stardiving]

The man doth protest quite a lot.

[He's totally got you off the grooming him like a dog thing though.]