Apparently the proper response to the monks at Sprout Tower talking about the giant Bellsprout is not "lemme fight it".
Seems a little hypocritical given how fighty the rest of this place is, if you ask me.
Like if you don't wanna have to ban people from your fancy tower maybe don't tell them you've got a giant monster as the centerpiece.
»Video« Faulkner, more like Failkner, amirite?
[This is. A very windy broadcast.]
[It's a little hard to tell, between the fast-moving background, the awkward angle, and Shard's own wildly whipping hair, but this looks to be an in-flight video.]
Is this easy or am I just amazing? Trick question, it's both. Right, Streaks?
[Even over the wind, the screeching response of a Skarmory sounds dubious at best.]
Look, I bet I can go hands free-
[And as the camera shifts- and then turns into a spinning tumble- that "ee" extends well beyond what would be allowed by any kind of dignity.]
[Shard's gear takes a mercifully short trip down through heavy foliage before landing sharply at an odd angle, displaying what would normally be a very nice image of fallen Autumn leaves.]
[The effect is rather ruined by the loud series of thumps and snapping branches offscreen, terminated by a loud impact and pained wheezing.]
...I'm okay! Ow.
[After another few moments there's a sound of shuffling through dried leaves, and the feed clicks off.]
Shard | Sonic the Hedgehog
Word of warning.
Apparently the proper response to the monks at Sprout Tower talking about the giant Bellsprout is not "lemme fight it".
Seems a little hypocritical given how fighty the rest of this place is, if you ask me.
Like if you don't wanna have to ban people from your fancy tower maybe don't tell them you've got a giant monster as the centerpiece.
»Video«
Faulkner, more like Failkner, amirite?
[This is. A very windy broadcast.]
[It's a little hard to tell, between the fast-moving background, the awkward angle, and Shard's own wildly whipping hair, but this looks to be an in-flight video.]
Is this easy or am I just amazing? Trick question, it's both. Right, Streaks?
[Even over the wind, the screeching response of a Skarmory sounds dubious at best.]
Look, I bet I can go hands free-
[And as the camera shifts- and then turns into a spinning tumble- that "ee" extends well beyond what would be allowed by any kind of dignity.]
[Shard's gear takes a mercifully short trip down through heavy foliage before landing sharply at an odd angle, displaying what would normally be a very nice image of fallen Autumn leaves.]
[The effect is rather ruined by the loud series of thumps and snapping branches offscreen, terminated by a loud impact and pained wheezing.]
...I'm okay! Ow.
[After another few moments there's a sound of shuffling through dried leaves, and the feed clicks off.]
»Wildcard«
[Come at me.]