"That doesn't sound evil?" Scorpia chews on her lip and taps her chin with her fingers. "It's like they're really trying to be evil. I recognize the signs; I grew up in the Evil Horde. But they're not conquering the world, or kidnapping kids to be soldiers or destroying the land so it's a desolate wasteland..."

She leans in to whisper. "Are the big bosses just really bad at evil, or...?"