[Now she flips her expression from confusion to disbelief.]

That doesn't happen to people like me.

[Talk a pipe dream there, bucko. To her, those things are people who have blonde hair and are smart. People the total opposite of her.

Also stop that. She's getting too familiar with your fingerprints right now.]

Kind of. But faster! And you don't have to worry about someone shooting down the pigeon and you never getting the message.

[Sasha, baby, please...]