"Kid I woke up here like three days ago, I have no clue what you're talking about and it's starting to freak me out, so....I'm gonna go with I'm not who you think I am."

None of these names mean anything to him and the last thing he wants right now is any more weirdness he doesn't understand. A man only has so much capacity for crazy bullshit and his was already getting tested before he ended up here. He highly doubts Pickles' real name is 'Connie' and that's the only kid that's ever worked for him in any capacity. He also highly doubts Pickles could get a girlfriend.

"But hey, if you could point me to the spa that's supposedly around here, that'd be really helpful and make up for weirding me out!"