[Geez, look at this giant fucking man! He's huge and he's got a whole lot of beard and hair, and he is sitting on the ground administering a potion to an extremely tiny Sunkern.]

Please, you must stop picking these fights. I know that you want to participate as well, but it has not been going very well. Can we not just walk to the next town without any battles?

[The Sunkern hops and cheeps at the nearest trainer or Pokemon. So - the answer is no, probably not.]

Hello,

I was wondering if anyone had any advice about what is good for humans to eat. I have never been one before, and I do not recognize many of the foods available. The berries I have found do not seem good.

Thank you,
Asgore Dreemurr

[oh cool this dude has no idea how the internet works huh]

(( lol idk w/e ))