I've no idea how, honestly, aside from the whole 'snorunt curse' thing that people keep talking about--but I'm not entirely sure I believe in that. I'm sure he was just trying to do some 'sick flips' and slipped on the dismount. That would be like him.

And yes. Yes, it's very weird. And I'm sorry this happened--do you want Dirk's pokegear number so you can text him?