I'm a Koopa! Ve're like a whole species of like... I suppose bipedal turtles? Not too unlike that Squirtle Pokémon, but of course there's various kinds of Koopa. Ve're quite strong, and some can even breathe fire and do magic, myself included! My father's the King of the Koopa Kingdom, even!

[ His chest puffs up with Koopa pride and his arms are at his sides in a confident pose!!! And then of course he kind of deflates slightly. ]

It's uh... Very veird not having my magic or anything admittedly. And humans aren't entirely nightvision-inclined either.