[By this point, Hagakure is definitely curled up on the ground, with his hands tugging at his head of palm-splayed dreads.]

Yeah, but there were these mystical artefacts I just had to buy! You don't say no when destiny leads you right to some sweet swag!

[And he's whimpering... what more could be expected from a guy who tries to swindle a fourteen-year-old?]

To say sorry, how about I give you your fortune for six hundred smacks? I've already seen it, so I can just tell you! [He rolls on his side, just to clap his hands together in front of his face in apology.]

Just please don't hurt me any more!! I'm really not strong, okay?!