[Lucille watches in an absolute reverent silence that contains an intensity rightfully comparable to all of her dramatics as Duke mulls over the name. Having put down dear Artemis et cetera so she can pose without flinging the Cleffa around, he's got her fists balled in front of her and there is a fire in her eyes like nothing else. This brilliant moment of quiet lasts right up until the name is spoken, at which point Lucille throws her arms up and whoops.]

Petunia! [Artemis also throws up her stupid nubby little limbs and makes a cheerful noise.] A glorious name for a creature most deserving! A name to be hallowed across this earth forevermore, for today marks the first of a sprawling legend of unmatched splendor!

[i hate her, i really do]