[okay so Lulu has absolutely no idea what a gun is but that's, like, tertiary at BEST right now, and she tut-tuts with a drama one would never think a tut-tut capable of having, had they not been dealing with Lulu for the past like five minutes.]

How quick you are to lose your faith! However, I can hold no fault against you, as this is our first meeting upon this tangible plane, bringing corporeality to that fate which was writ in the constellations above all this time.

[what? what????]

When you better know the moon's greatest messenger, Her loyal lunar champion upon Her holy earth, you will understand that having the names of all those at her side in her mission indited into the immortal halls of word and memory is simply a guarantee!