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dad jokes supreme ([personal profile] gooftroop) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus 2022-01-04 08:22 pm (UTC)

Alois Rangeld | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

I. network
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Ha! What a fun place we find ourselves, don't you think? Amicable creatures befriending you, eager to get stronger or simply bond with you! Why, this is practically a vacation for a guy like me.

I have to ask: who's the genius naming these creatures? I wish to commend whoever they are. Maybe I could even give them some ideas?



II. lake of rage

I suppose the fish in this kind of place aren't really for eating, but for befriending? That's fine, that's fine! Just you wait, you'll have a fish companion real soon, Princess!

[The "Princess" in question is a Popplio, who slaps her fins together excitedly.]

Ah, you're so precious. That's my girl!

[Alois casts his line, and proceeds to wait.

And anyone who knows him will know he's going to be waiting a really long time.]


Hello out there! Fish creatures! Come join us!

[That might be the reason why.]


III. olivine city

[Well, who is he to not sample the local specialties around here? And so it is, Alois can be seen at a sampling table along with his Popplio partner. He's sharing the cheese of course, humming in delight.]

Huh! I don't believe I've ever had a cheese that just melts in your mouth like this. And your drinks are quite impressive!

[He leans on the table and arches a brow.] Not that I could ever wine about it.

[The Poppio claps, squeaking, as if appreciating the terrible joke.]

Thank you, thank you. So wonderful to have an appreciative audience, Princess.

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