What kind of dumbass jumps on someone's back, Dumbass?

[Wait, he's used 'dumbass' three times now. He needed something else. Though maybe he could make it a record and cuss him out just using 'dumbass' in a variety of ways? Iwaizumi was just about to launch into doing just that when a pokemon he'd never seen before showed up and hit Oikawa.

There was a moment where he near barked at the thing. Who gave it permission to hit Oikawa? But before he could the dumbass opened his mouth again. Iwaizumi raised a brow, he didn't look impressed.]

Your 'Iwa-chan'? In your dreams. [And his nightmares.] Now get up. You're making the ground look dirty.