[There's a classic Tooru smirk as he rolls his eyes at being told he tuned the woman out, not surprised at all but amused.]

Yeah if she was your mom she would have loved me the second I woke up, or told you what was going on and to go find me!

[He gasps dramatically at the nudge, hand on his chest and everything with the smirk staying after the fake dramatic are done.]

I'm only "somebody" now? Wow Iwa-chan, do you really think so low of your best friend?! How could you! Mean!

But that's good you learned on the way, it's a weird place.