A: New Bark Town [it has been a very long and frustrating morning for Rick. his "Mom" insisted that she was as such for a good two hours, the Professors were no help at all, and now he's standing outside the Lab hollering ... at the sky.]
Okay, the scripted dialogue means there's aaaaaaaaa-[belch]-absolutely no effort being put into this at all. I've watched my grandson play this stupid game enough to know what you're trying to pull here, so just cut the crap and get out here already. Tell me - tell me what stupid super science trade secrets you want to know, et cetera, and we'll be done in time for me to grab dinner at Shoney's.
"Give GameFreak a break", no shit, geez.
B: Ruins of Alph [Ancient ruins and a lab in one place are pretty much a beacon to Rick: a beacon that smells like money. Only, the archaeologists keep swatting him away from their work, and that work includes some of the most interesting-looking stuff. Without portal gun or gadgets, he's low on options, so he opens up his Pokeball and lets out his Ferroseed.]
Okay. So, you eat minerals and stuff, yeah? Rock type. Dig me a hole over there. So I can get at the really good stuff. Or at least tell me if there's a mineral in here worth bothering with.
[as Rick is, at best, a sub-par trainer, the Ferroseed just ... stares at him]
Hello? ... At least be a distraction! Never thought I'd see something more useless than a Jerry.
C: Outside Ecruteak Gym [Anyone outside the Ecruteak Gym will find it hard to miss the old man with the spiky blue hair being hauled outside by two members of the Gym staff...]
You asswipes! I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I GET TO TALK TO MORTY. And not that blonde twinky stand-in they've got in there! THE REAL MORTY. You can try and fool me with whatever the hell this is, but Iiiii'm - I'm tellin' you right now that IT'S NOT WORRR-[urp]-KING.
[they deposit him on the street, turn, and head back inside the Gym. Rick immediately gets to his feet and scrambles after them, only -]
Hey, what the shit! Don't lock the door! THIS IS A PUBLIC BUILDING, YOU IDIOTS. You're keeping some kid from their dreams!
[he turns and spots ... you, yes you.]
HEY! You! Yeah, you! Come here and help me prove my point. You - you - your dreams, they're in there, right? All that critter merit badge crap?
Rick Sanchez | Rick & Morty | OTA (cw: he swears. a lot.)
[it has been a very long and frustrating morning for Rick. his "Mom" insisted that she was as such for a good two hours, the Professors were no help at all, and now he's standing outside the Lab hollering ... at the sky.]
Okay, the scripted dialogue means there's aaaaaaaaa-[belch]-absolutely no effort being put into this at all. I've watched my grandson play this stupid game enough to know what you're trying to pull here, so just cut the crap and get out here already. Tell me - tell me what stupid super science trade secrets you want to know, et cetera, and we'll be done in time for me to grab dinner at Shoney's.
"Give GameFreak a break", no shit, geez.
B: Ruins of Alph
[Ancient ruins and a lab in one place are pretty much a beacon to Rick: a beacon that smells like money. Only, the archaeologists keep swatting him away from their work, and that work includes some of the most interesting-looking stuff. Without portal gun or gadgets, he's low on options, so he opens up his Pokeball and lets out his Ferroseed.]
Okay. So, you eat minerals and stuff, yeah? Rock type. Dig me a hole over there. So I can get at the really good stuff. Or at least tell me if there's a mineral in here worth bothering with.
[as Rick is, at best, a sub-par trainer, the Ferroseed just ... stares at him]
Hello? ... At least be a distraction! Never thought I'd see something more useless than a Jerry.
C: Outside Ecruteak Gym
[Anyone outside the Ecruteak Gym will find it hard to miss the old man with the spiky blue hair being hauled outside by two members of the Gym staff...]
You asswipes! I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I GET TO TALK TO MORTY. And not that blonde twinky stand-in they've got in there! THE REAL MORTY. You can try and fool me with whatever the hell this is, but Iiiii'm - I'm tellin' you right now that IT'S NOT WORRR-[urp]-KING.
[they deposit him on the street, turn, and head back inside the Gym. Rick immediately gets to his feet and scrambles after them, only -]
Hey, what the shit! Don't lock the door! THIS IS A PUBLIC BUILDING, YOU IDIOTS. You're keeping some kid from their dreams!
[he turns and spots ... you, yes you.]
HEY! You! Yeah, you! Come here and help me prove my point. You - you - your dreams, they're in there, right? All that critter merit badge crap?