[ Obviously the cat thing burning half the table is a problem. Having some kind of cat that can set fire to things in general is a problem. At least when she scoops it up it seems slightly placated, although the scowl on its face kind of eerily matches its owner's as it says litten several times in a row. what is up with that? ]

I've been made responsible for it for some reason so I ain't just gonna dump it because it starts misbehavin'. That's a coward's choice.

It just needs trainin', like yer angry sushi thing.