"Really. Hang on." Remove backpack, open, inspect contents. Underwear in their size- weird, toiletries, nice, boxed lunch- oddly sweet? Couple of books. And- aha!

They removed the item in question, weighing it in one hand. "Not my favorite color, but since my other option is missing... also- you got that too? Who is that lady, she answered none of my questions and it's also. Deeply hilarious that she thinks she's my mom, my mom's ripped. I don't think that lady's ever held a shovel in her life."