[Who in the world would think this was the afterlife? There's no harps or white robes or anything, let alone the whole walking-on-clouds business Joey would associate with having died. Dang. Someone must have some wacky ideas of where they go when they die.]

Who in da heck would think dis is heaven? I swear, der's some weird people here.

[That's a good question on the music front. Joey hadn't thought about that but, considering he's shooting at being a Gym Leader, it'd be a damn good idea to know if he could blast his own tunes or not.]

Ya know, I actually hadn't thought'a whethah or not we can get our own themes. Dat'd be pretty badass if we could doe'. I wondah if da world would pick 'em for us, or if dey'd be somethin' we gotta pick off'a Staryutube. Eitha way, I'd be down ta have my own theme music! Den people would know beyond'a shadow 'a doubt dat da Joey Show is about ta begin!

[On the dueling front, boy oh boy, that's definitely something Joey has missed. He's even put some pretty doggone heavy effort into getting the duelists that are here together to form some kind of club, but there's just nothing doing on that front. Joey's been missing it for sure, but he's done his best to switch focus onto the task in front of him.]

A'course I miss it. Der's duelists here too, but it just seems nobody actually wants'ta duel. It's real hard tryin' ta get anything else goin' with it too doe, since we only got da cahds we came in here with and nothin' else. Dey've got a cahd game for all deez friggin' Pokémon, but dat just ain't my speed.

[Joey looks a bit sad at the prospect, but also appears resigned.]

I've just been tryin' ta do what I can with what I got ya know?