Not at all. I do things at my own pace, even if it's tedious chores.

[He folds his hands behind his back.]

I will admit, I would rather not dumpster dive but that may be the best place to look... Unless the carpet stores sell segmented pieces at a discount.

Or if you'd like to report such an eyesore to the police and see what they do instead?

[The Rocket grunt slowly looks back at him. Really, dude?]