splosionreckoning: (say what now?)
BANE ([personal profile] splosionreckoning) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus 2023-07-04 05:57 pm (UTC)

[Let's face it, Bane's Pokemon car is awesome. They all know Harley is admiring it and thinking about how she can get one of her own. Hers won't be as cool as Bane's, although he will help her paint flames on the sides if she asks.]

[Hell, he might even sneak over and take it upon himself to bestow her Pokemon car with flames. All cars are better with flames and glasspack mufflers.
]

What? No, I haven't seen the Bat in awhile.

[The Bat has been busy with other things, Bane assumes.]

Yes, you know Lex. He recruited you! You and Ivy.

[A pause.]

Ivy doesn't come into the office. She doesn't answer emails, either.

[And Bane sends Ivy the choicest dank memes.]

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