Oooooh they were great- and useless, we didn't get anything worthwhile at all of course- honestly calling all of them contests is a stretch, the one bird just wanted everyone to spill their deepest darkest secrets in front of everyone...

But it cheered up a partly mute kid a whole lot! ...I mean apparently his greatest desire is to murder, but at least he was happy to let the world know!

[WAO!]

Let me think...the other one was a foot race....and I think the last one just wanted a good tussle. And both sound simple sure, but those two did not play fair!