John Egbert	Ghostbusters Christmas sweater. Or like. Ghastlybusters? what are poképuns even
Jade Harley	SOME MOTHAFUCKIN' NECOMIMI with very Bec-like floofy doge ears instead
Dave Strider	Shuckle boxers. Because fuck you, you asked for this you weirdo
Jane Crocker	An adorable apron to go with those oven mitts
Roxy Lalonde	Crazy grimoire bag to complement wizard hoodie from birthday times
Dirk Strider	This moderately horrifying Ranbow Dash hoodie. Everyone loves My Little Pontyta, right? Or at least freaks like Dirk do, wtf. [Also, birthday: a Skarmory with some stupid edgelord name just to be obnoxious, FEEL FREE TO PICK ONE]
Terezi Pyrope	Scented markers, a ridiculously huge assortment of fruit flavored lollipops, and, oh right, a Charizard. IT'S PROBABLY LEVEL 100 BY NOW IDK WHAT MOVES IT HAS BUT IT'S AWESOME OKAY SHUT UP
Penny Polendina	A shitton of adorable bows for her hair + a clip with the Steel type symbol
Ashley ???	A book on how to get published in PokéWorld + one very discreet, thin volume on dealing with traumatic experiences NO DIAMS, BRO.
Rakka	A book on astronomy + GIANT TEDDY BEAR okay no it's an Ursaring but it's STILL A TEDDY BEAR

IF I'M FORGETTING SOMEONE DROP ME A LINE PLZ also yeah he's basically bankrupt now you're fucking welcome

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