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John Egbert ([personal profile] harlequinhater) wrote in [community profile] ohmyarceus 2016-12-30 02:48 am (UTC)

JOHN'S GIFTS ARE NOT AS LATE AS I AM TO THIS MEME

Dave: Dave gets a pair of gloves that look like this, only they resemble froakies instead of normal frogs. He also gets a handmade comic which John tried to make as shitty as possible.

Jade: She gets a Vulpix and Growlithe plushie. If you press their paws they make their little Pokemon cries.

Jane: He gets her a set of clever disguises including various props such as pipes and hats so that she can accessorize as needed.

Roxy: Roxy gets a Purrloin plushie with a (very shittily) handmade wizard beard, wand, and starry wizard cape.

Dirk: Dirk gets a few figurines of My Little Ponyta characters. John didn't know which was his favorite so he just got as many different ones as he could find.

Karkat: Karkat gets a copy of Failure to Clauncher. He also gets a sentimental friendship letter.

Terezi: Terezi gets a rainbow colored scarf. She also gets a friendship letter which says that he hopes things go better for her and stuff.

Penny: A prankster's handbook with a little note telling her how proud he is of her beginning the quest to become a top-notch prankster.

Rakka: Three DVDs of Egbertian-quality Pokemon movies for her to consume, meaning mostly mediocre 80s action-adventure movies.

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