The Preemptive Valentine Plotting Meme

[brokencode]

It's that time of year again, where the birds chirp, the bees buzz, and the ships... well, you know. Victory Road is a happy place which makes it perfect for all kinds of shmoopy goodness. And who says poke-verse can't have its own little holiday of love.

The rules are simple!

1. Post your character, along with their/your preferences. Does your precious little Rocket only have the hots for men? Or maybe your little breeder isn't actually into breeding. No problem! Don't forget to highlight whatever you're interested in too, be it smut, copious amounts of cuddling, or maybe brofisting until this wonky corporate holiday is over, have at it!
2. Hit up other characters! Now is the time to let your CR flag fly. Let your Supernaturals kiss your Yuri!!! On Ice's. Keep an open mind!
3. Make your plans. You only have 14 days to make this holiday the best damn thing your precious little character has ever seen.
4. Have fun, you puppy lovers.

Comments

Krieg || Borderlands

[fuelthefire]

SWM, 30-something (probably) going on 12, likes mercenary work, hunting vaults, and Miss Moxxi's Circle of Slaughter. Seeking friends (both new and old) for improved emotional health and general practice at being a member of the human race.

Likes hugs.

Everyone's pants stay on, now and forever. Not negotiable.

HMU! This boy needs more friends!

[notvaljean]

I am extremely disappointed that Jean has never been the recipient of a Krieg hug >:(

[fuelthefire]

TBH he's only just very recently discovered how much he likes them.

Jean's time will come.

[schachmeister]

One day I need Armin and Krieg to meet in person. And when they do, I super need Krieg to smash Armin up against his bare, throbbing pecs. Just so the last bit of Armin's soul can die and wither in fear, thank you.

[notvaljean]

And I want Jean there to see it please and thank it

[schachmeister]

With the last shreds of his dying dignity, he curses you, Jean Kirschtein.

[fuelthefire]

He can hug Armin with one arm and Jean with the other

Double hug

Perfect solution

[notvaljean]

Sold.

[fuelthefire]

Well we'll have to wait until the weather warms up, then; It's so cold Krieg's sweater-clad for the foreseeable future.

But once Spring rolls around...8))))

[schachmeister]

Yeah, this definitely has to wait until spring. Being squashed against soft warm wool is not nearly as soul destroying as getting squashed against bare man flesh.

[11121_assumption]

I THOUGHT I HIT THIS but yo Krieg needs to see Assumption now he's evolved. Look at the precious skull child. He attacks by setting his entire body on fire and throwing himself at people.

And also hug Walter, that'd be neat too

[fuelthefire]

SKULL HAT IS KRIEG

That's how Krieg used to fight all the time, weh

You go little Skull Hat ;u;b

Also LMAO I am honestly astonished that anyone wants hugs from this giant man, but sure, we'll figure something out!

[11121_assumption]

The best Skull Hat CONFIRMED

Oh Walter doesn't want a hug but I enjoy making him uncomfortable 8D