The Preemptive Valentine Plotting Meme

[brokencode]

It's that time of year again, where the birds chirp, the bees buzz, and the ships... well, you know. Victory Road is a happy place which makes it perfect for all kinds of shmoopy goodness. And who says poke-verse can't have its own little holiday of love.

The rules are simple!

1. Post your character, along with their/your preferences. Does your precious little Rocket only have the hots for men? Or maybe your little breeder isn't actually into breeding. No problem! Don't forget to highlight whatever you're interested in too, be it smut, copious amounts of cuddling, or maybe brofisting until this wonky corporate holiday is over, have at it!
2. Hit up other characters! Now is the time to let your CR flag fly. Let your Supernaturals kiss your Yuri!!! On Ice's. Keep an open mind!
3. Make your plans. You only have 14 days to make this holiday the best damn thing your precious little character has ever seen.
4. Have fun, you puppy lovers.

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Angel | Borderlands

[brokencode]

[Hit me with anything. Specifying that Angel is over 18, though]

Dorian Pavus | Dragon Age: Inquisition

[mustachioedmagister]

[Males only.]

Marian Hawke | Dragon Age

[laughingstawke]

anders | dragon age | [AIRHORNS LOUDLY]

[purramedic]

[anders will mack on pretty much anyone. fuckbuddies welcome ic tho i prefer f2b ooc. HE'S ALSO DTC [DOWN TO CUDDLE] please sweet maker he will never stop being starved for affection he's insatiable AND HE ALSO HAS SOME SUPER CUDDLY POKEMON WHO CAN TOTALLY GET IN ON THIS WARM FUZZY ACTION

ALSO ALSO NOT SHIPPY BUT LET HIM BE YOUR COOL UNCLE, HE IS SUPER GOOD AT THAT, JUST ASK JEAN

do drinking buddies count please get shitfaced with him he needs this no he doesn't pls don't enable him seriously pls do]

[purramedic]

[SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE LET THEM GO CLUBBING AND GRIND OBNOXIOUSLY ON EACH OTHERS' BUTTS WHILE PISSED]

Jane Crocker | Homestuck

[cyan_maid]

[16, likes boys, monogamous, and would be adorably flustered with any positive attention given to her on Valentine's Day - her luck in love is abysmal at best. Don't even need to go overboard with this one - hold her hand, treat her for coffee, and be a gentleman and she'll be happy.]

[callbacks]

Okay but is there a kind of chocolate that's cute yet platonic because Dave has enough girlfriends already

Update: oh my god

[cyan_maid]

SHE WOULD STILL BE SO HAPPY WITH PLATONIC CHOCOLATE i am pretty sure it's a thing if you get like. nice chocolate that isn't valentine's themed? also dammit now everyone is getting tiny cake things for sure

[callbacks]

GRABS LEFTOVER CHRISTMAS CHOCOLATE ON THE CHEAP hey lil mama let me whisper in your ear. With friendship.

[cyan_maid]

SCREAMS

Oooh Mister Strider oooh

Sion Astal | The Legend of the Legendary Heroes

[dreamsofahero]

20 years old in canon so mid 20s-ish in game now (so technically looks slightly older than his icons, but not by much). He's only into women and isn't terribly interested in pursuing any sort of romantic relationship, but as a soon to be gym leader with his looks he's probably gonna attract attentions whether he wants it or not. |Db

OOCly I'm game for shenanigans and just seeing how things develop!

[notvaljean]

two thumbs up, would have as a cool uncle again

Draculaura | Monster High

[veggie_vamp]

She's already spoken for, so I'm not here for shippy stuff. HOWEVER, her birthday is Valentine's Day! An ex-boyfriend made the holiday for her in her canon. That story is a trip. She'll be turning 1,602.

So if anyone wants to do some birthday shenanigans, let me know!

Asami Sato | The Legend of Korra

[ceos]

[She has a girlfriend BUT she'd be up for strictly platonic gift exchanging??]

Walter Sullivan | Silent Hill 4

[11121_assumption]

[ WHAT IS LOVE?? OF ANY KIND? ]

[11121_assumption]

Walter's gonna be in Ecruteak City come Valentines! Maybe he and Angel can just have a friendly hangout? Grab something at a bakery while Angel shows him the town? He's just been on a little travel trip so they can talk about exploring and all the new things in this world c: And maybe...even realise that they both have captive pasts oops

[AIRHORNS BACK AND WAGGLES EYEBROWS]

[11121_assumption]

Now Walter's back while his cool newly evolved Marowak who saved his life they should chitchat and cuddle! And ghost Marowak will be providing all the cuddles. You a friend Anders, you get spoopy cuddles uvu

Jill Valentine | Resident Evil

[torsion]

Jill is 35 and attached to her partner in a weird undefined, gooey-eyed sort of way. However, I am always down for super awkward flirting and UST let me tell you.

However she is extremely loyal and protective and makes the best aunt and/or friend. Unfortunately, you are more likely to a lesson on how to use your weight to flip someone as a gift than candy. She would be thrilled to receive this, though. Hint, hint.

[purramedic]

go forth, cool nephew, and GET SOOOOME

[purramedic]

PLS dear god anders is so proud of lil assumption these fuckos need to bond more AND SO DO THEIR POKEMON TBH

if what happened comes up, anders will fret over walter very much

[11121_assumption]

It might!! But Walter wouldn't admit it was Assumption who fought Henry at first. He can't lie but he'd try to avoid outright saying it, because he doesn't want Assumption to be hated or taken away from him :C

but heck yeah Pokemon bonding!! Chaos needs to battle/kitty fight Trixie

[purramedic]

anders certainly wouldn't make a fuss, but it doesn't have to come to light!

YES trixie is only like 7-8 levels below chaos rn so she could put up a decent fight :3c

[thedifferencebetween]

With how things are at the moment, Jack might call Angel and kind of gauge her mood and possibly see if she'd be open to seeing each other or at least be receptive to a gift.

Shiro | Voltron

[shiro2hero]

20-something spaceman seeks... a nap...

I'm down for anything male or female but he's about as dense as a brick on the flirtation front just ask Dorian. Anyone attempting to flirt is probably going to see it sail over his head, but friendly platonic stuff will hit home.

Gifts??? why are you giving him this but thanks??

[shiro2hero]

so about that yoga