[Expecting Wrath not to be rude is like asking a dog not to eat a chunk of raw steak dropped on the ground in front of it. ENTIRELY POSSIBLE with proper instruction and reinforcement, but OTHERWISE A HOPELESS EFFORT]
Weren't you Elrics always best and hands-on learning?
I challenge you to a Pokemon battle.
[A sentence delivered with the exact same dramatic gravitas that Wrath would normally say "I'm gonna kill you and take your limbs."]
[The Trubbish nods enthusiastically and squares its nasty tentacles into the rough approximation of fists... only to deflate when Wrath looks back down at it and goes--]
--no, Hungry, not with you. You squish too easily and you'll just get stepped on. You should stand back.
[Another, more resigned nod from the Trubbish. :T IT'S TRUE. It waddles a short distance away.]
no subject
Weren't you Elrics always best and hands-on learning?
I challenge you to a Pokemon battle.
[A sentence delivered with the exact same dramatic gravitas that Wrath would normally say "I'm gonna kill you and take your limbs."]
[The Trubbish nods enthusiastically and squares its nasty tentacles into the rough approximation of fists... only to deflate when Wrath looks back down at it and goes--]
--no, Hungry, not with you. You squish too easily and you'll just get stepped on. You should stand back.
[Another, more resigned nod from the Trubbish. :T IT'S TRUE. It waddles a short distance away.]