Hey, I didn't say I was doing the punching! You seen Ol' Lefty? Hold on, I gotta show you this thing. It's better than anything I could'a stapled together at the Shack-

Crazy- stupid newfangled thing- kids these days with their skeeps and their face-time-

[Shakily, with inexperience, he turns the screen around to show off the purple crab with bright blue claws that were shaped like boxing mitts.] You see him? Say hi to Wendy, Lefty. [It grits out an excited noise and bounces from side to side, throwing a one-two jab. Stan laughs from behind the camera, and turns it back around to show his face again.]