[Video] [The video opens to an excited teenage girl sitting on the ground just outside the lab . Like “this is the best day of my life” levels of excitement. She’s twirling a red headband in her free hand and a skitty chases after it.] OMG, isn’t this the most adorable pokémon you have ever fucking seen? Is this the universe we created? Because LBR, this is exactly the type of pokémon I would think up. And I don’t remember it from the games or show. Is the goal really to become the very best, like no one ever was? [Guess who loved pokémon as a child. Just be happy she isn’t singing.] [But now on to less exciting questions] The mom part was fucking bizarre. She was super nice and packed me a bag and lunch. But then she locked me out of the house. And packed me really impractical clothing. Is that normal maternal behavior? [A brief pause and frown. The skitty promptly attacks her fingers and she smiles. She seems to be speaking more to herself or the cat than the pokégear.] I hope my friends answer this quickly. [If they’re even here...but that’s a problem] Or at least someone more helpful than the NPC chilling in this town. Not that they aren’t nice. [But like the chess people who surrounded her growing up, they made her feel lonely.] Gastrell the Munificent and I have poké-adventures we need to get up to. [Really excited with a broad smile aimed at Gastrell the Skitty.] This is so much better than the last video game I entered.
[Action for Route 29] [A teenage girl is running around battling all the trainers, traipsing through the tall grass, even arguing, or attempting to argue, with Joey over the superior of Rattatas. Obviously felines are superior. But she will drop all of that if she sees someone capable of holding an actual conversation. She's followed by a skitty that spends most of its time chasing its own tail and an Espurr that will stare down any stranger.]
Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck
[The video opens to an excited teenage girl sitting on the ground just outside the lab . Like “this is the best day of my life” levels of excitement. She’s twirling a red headband in her free hand and a skitty chases after it.]
OMG, isn’t this the most adorable pokémon you have ever fucking seen? Is this the universe we created? Because LBR, this is exactly the type of pokémon I would think up. And I don’t remember it from the games or show. Is the goal really to become the very best, like no one ever was? [Guess who loved pokémon as a child. Just be happy she isn’t singing.]
[But now on to less exciting questions]
The mom part was fucking bizarre. She was super nice and packed me a bag and lunch. But then she locked me out of the house. And packed me really impractical clothing. Is that normal maternal behavior?
[A brief pause and frown. The skitty promptly attacks her fingers and she smiles. She seems to be speaking more to herself or the cat than the pokégear.] I hope my friends answer this quickly. [If they’re even here...but that’s a problem] Or at least someone more helpful than the NPC chilling in this town. Not that they aren’t nice. [But like the chess people who surrounded her growing up, they made her feel lonely.] Gastrell the Munificent and I have poké-adventures we need to get up to. [Really excited with a broad smile aimed at Gastrell the Skitty.] This is so much better than the last video game I entered.
[Action for Route 29]
[A teenage girl is running around battling all the trainers, traipsing through the tall grass, even arguing, or attempting to argue, with Joey over the superior of Rattatas. Obviously felines are superior. But she will drop all of that if she sees someone capable of holding an actual conversation. She's followed by a skitty that spends most of its time chasing its own tail and an Espurr that will stare down any stranger.]
Isn't this like the coolest thing ever?