Psh! If you ain't aware a' your royal lineage then you likely ain't no bloody royal. Don't kid yourself.

[Rude is how he rolls, unfortunately.]

Wait, how the fuckin' shit do you just forget how to walk? You got a broken sponge in that pan of yours or somesuch?

[He asks as if that's not rude at all. His skyhorse did a poor job teaching him manners, it seems.]