[His jaw tightens as more of this amorphous blob of a person presents himself to be regarded. The lack of a neck is almost as disturbing on its own than the rest of him combined.
Okay, maybe not that disturbing, but it's new and fresh and he can't stop staring at the jiggling chins...]
Fuckin' fuck, you're like a skywhale mated with a load of rottin' rubbish, you know that?
[Not human, tho? That means whoever brought him here gave him the worst meat suit they had. Who did he piss off? Suddenly, Eridan feels a whole lot more content with his human suit.]
Uh, sure whatewer about the third dimension. Full time resident and such, so can't say it's anythin' outta the ordinary. But, uh, you should probably find a new human suit than the one you're currently bein' saddled with, it's fuckin' somethin' awful.
[video] You mean that Mona Lisa isn't a good enough one???
Okay, maybe not that disturbing, but it's new and fresh and he can't stop staring at the jiggling chins...]
Fuckin' fuck, you're like a skywhale mated with a load of rottin' rubbish, you know that?
[Not human, tho? That means whoever brought him here gave him the worst meat suit they had. Who did he piss off? Suddenly, Eridan feels a whole lot more content with his human suit.]
Uh, sure whatewer about the third dimension. Full time resident and such, so can't say it's anythin' outta the ordinary. But, uh, you should probably find a new human suit than the one you're currently bein' saddled with, it's fuckin' somethin' awful.