Is that all it's good for? Like, are those other evolutions kickass or some shit? Or are they just for show?
[As if on cue, his Snivy climbs up Eridan's scarf, from behind, nearly choking him in the process. If Eridan was trying to convey some sense of dignity, it's all but lost with that unexpected display.
The Snivy, on the other hand, perches arrogantly on his owner's shoulder, as if he hadn't just tried to choke him out via his shitty scarf. With an offered glare at the leafy reptile, Eridan looks back to the feed.]
This fuckin' piece a' shit is lucky he's of use... Anyway, this is my Sniwy.
[Snivy is what he means, but you know, accents and all.]
I'd show you the other one, but quite frankly, I don't think your inferior pan can handle its majesty.
[That is to say, Eridan would rather blow smoke outta his own ass about how cool his trubbish is, than actually show the thing off to anyone. Thoughts of throwing it into a dumpster and never looking back are far more recurrent than daily, to say the least.]
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[As if on cue, his Snivy climbs up Eridan's scarf, from behind, nearly choking him in the process. If Eridan was trying to convey some sense of dignity, it's all but lost with that unexpected display.
The Snivy, on the other hand, perches arrogantly on his owner's shoulder, as if he hadn't just tried to choke him out via his shitty scarf. With an offered glare at the leafy reptile, Eridan looks back to the feed.]
This fuckin' piece a' shit is lucky he's of use... Anyway, this is my Sniwy.
[Snivy is what he means, but you know, accents and all.]
I'd show you the other one, but quite frankly, I don't think your inferior pan can handle its majesty.
[That is to say, Eridan would rather blow smoke outta his own ass about how cool his trubbish is, than actually show the thing off to anyone. Thoughts of throwing it into a dumpster and never looking back are far more recurrent than daily, to say the least.]