Sounds like a conwoluted waste a time. By the time you got all of 'em, you could hawe trained somethin' better.

[The Snivy definitely preens at being called handsome. Why thank you, Alphinaud, he might actually spare you a glance. Feel honored, he barely even looks at Eridan most the time.]

Yeah, whatewer, don't fluff his ego, he hardly fuckin' needs it.

[Moving along, he scoffs.]

I dunno, last sandsucker I showed this guy to couldn't handle it. Nearly blew out his innards tryin' to wrap his pan around how bloody fuckin' AWESOME it is.

[Or, it could have been the smell, but you know, whatever!]