[Eridan clears his throat, straightening his scarf, before continuing in a casual tone, as if he isn't lying straight out of his nook.]
Well, it's like a scalebeast—no arms and no legs—just big as shit feathery wings. It almost has a head like a person, but instead of a normal face, there's no definin' features beyond its horrific fuckin' maw and the sharp as fuck teeth protrudin' from it. Lookin' at it directly ain't gonna garner you much in terms of details neither, 'cos they're likely gonna be tryin' to eat your fuckin' face off before you can ewen discern its color, beyond the fact that it mowes far too quick for the untrained eye to track.
So, you know, like some kinda serpent with flapbeast wings, and a person head. I'm sure it ain't like nothin' you'we seen here yet.
[Eridan, that's because you just described the angels on your planet, you absolute moron.]
Lettin' it outta its ball all flippant like is askin' for disaster, so not only is it a sight to fuckin' behold, but I ain't lookin' to have to worry about the unceasin' destruction it can afford and will ultimately deliwer to the surroundin' area. I'm sure you can understand.
[AW YEAH, TAKE THAT PERFECT LIE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, ALPHILOSER!!]
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[Eridan clears his throat, straightening his scarf, before continuing in a casual tone, as if he isn't lying straight out of his nook.]
Well, it's like a scalebeast—no arms and no legs—just big as shit feathery wings. It almost has a head like a person, but instead of a normal face, there's no definin' features beyond its horrific fuckin' maw and the sharp as fuck teeth protrudin' from it. Lookin' at it directly ain't gonna garner you much in terms of details neither, 'cos they're likely gonna be tryin' to eat your fuckin' face off before you can ewen discern its color, beyond the fact that it mowes far too quick for the untrained eye to track.
So, you know, like some kinda serpent with flapbeast wings, and a person head. I'm sure it ain't like nothin' you'we seen here yet.
[Eridan, that's because you just described the angels on your planet, you absolute moron.]
Lettin' it outta its ball all flippant like is askin' for disaster, so not only is it a sight to fuckin' behold, but I ain't lookin' to have to worry about the unceasin' destruction it can afford and will ultimately deliwer to the surroundin' area. I'm sure you can understand.
[AW YEAH, TAKE THAT PERFECT LIE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, ALPHILOSER!!]