So. Shiro and I were captured on Kerberos. The Garrison were a bunch of dumbasses and said that it was pilot error, which is obviously BS because Shiro wouldn't do that, and then Shiro got free after a while and ended up crashlanding back on Earth, and you and some Garrison people including my sister, who was a sneaky little so and so, saved him, and you all accidentally left on a flying blue metal lion.

[And that's not even the most unbelievable part, Keith.....]

... told you Shiro would be better.